06-12-2012, 03:12 PM
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: no, she was just hit by the brick that u will drop nw
Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
Just go with life as it goes.. Dont do anything silly and you'll be Happy